What Beats Beats? Beets
Beets clearly beats Beats, especially if you like to eat sweets. Beets, or 甜菜 tiancai, in Chinese, are obviously a sweet (the chinese character 甜 means sweet) vegetable.
I nuked a couple for 8 minutes, peeled the skin and they were sweet. The water is blood red.
Beets, bookending a fake copy of Beats. Photo by Don Tai